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     <title>MyPetGoat Exclusive - London Rioters Identified</title>
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     <![CDATA[Our sources must remain anonymous but we can reveal some details of a number of the stupid, moron criminals currently smashing up bits of London. All because the police shot a low life gang banger.]]></description>
     <category>General</category>
     <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>News Of The World Crashes And Burns</title>
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     <![CDATA[What fantastic news. One of the lowest quality newspapers collapses under the weight of its own filth. It added nothing to real news and instead peddled gossip and other pointless trivia.]]></description>
     <category>Corruption &amp; Lies</category>
     <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 18:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Jenny Johnstone and ThetaHealing</title>
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     <![CDATA[Jenny Johnstone works for ThetaHealing. She is a charlatan, a quack and a fraud. She claims to be able to cure cancer. I say she is a lying bitch.]]></description>
     <category>Corruption &amp; Lies</category>
     <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Peace Campaigner Brian Haw Dies</title>
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     <![CDATA[Peace campaigner Brian Haw has died of lung cancer aged 62. He set up a camp in 2001 and fought all attempts by the Government to silence him.]]></description>
     <category>Politics</category>
     <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Religious Fundamentalists Try To Stone Dog To Death</title>
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     <![CDATA[Religious fundamentalists have sentenced a dog to death for the crime of previously being a lawyer they didn't like.]]></description>
     <category>Israel</category>
     <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 21:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Bobby Roberts Super Circus - Animal Beating Cowards</title>
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     <![CDATA[Recent video footage shows just how animals are treated at the Bobby Roberts Super Circus. Animals are beaten and mistreated by low-life cowards for fun.]]></description>
     <category>General</category>
     <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Israel Continues To Breach Geneva Convention</title>
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     <![CDATA[Israel is continuing to breach the Geneva Convention by building more illegal settlements on land stolen by force and brutally occupied.]]></description>
     <category>Israel</category>
     <pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Time For Cameron To Grow A Pair</title>
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     <![CDATA[It is now time for Dave Cameron and Barak Obama to grow some balls and take out Gaddafi, his mercenaries and all other forces in Libya currently murdering civilians. No more words and apologies.]]></description>
     <category>War &amp; War Crimes</category>
     <pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 19:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Blair Playing For Team Gaddafi</title>
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     <![CDATA[While the rest of the World is looking forward to Gaddafi being hung from a lamp post let's not forget who his friends are. Tony Blair and Dark Lord Mandelson for example ...]]></description>
     <category>Blair</category>
     <pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Jacqui Smith Watching Internet Porn</title>
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     <![CDATA[Jacqui Smith has been watching internet porn but only for the purposes of &#34;research&#34;. Just like her husband when he watched pay-per-view porn and charged it to the UK tax payer.]]></description>
     <category>General</category>
     <pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Warning! Clothes Aid Charity Scammers Operating In Your Area</title>
     <link>http://www.mypetgoat.co.uk/item-184.html</link>
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     <![CDATA[A group of charity scammers has been dropping junk mail through my letter box. The want my second hand goods to profit from while giving a tiny, tiny percentage to charity.]]></description>
     <category>Corruption &amp; Lies</category>
     <pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Alistair Burt Talking Crap</title>
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     <![CDATA[Foreign Office minister Alistair Burt made a statement today about export licences to Bahrain now that they have started shooting civilians in the street. Trouble is it is a lie.]]></description>
     <category>Corruption &amp; Lies</category>
     <category>Israel</category>
     <pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 21:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Ms Ann Timson - Balls Of Steel</title>
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     <![CDATA[At last someone in this country has had the balls to attack a gang of criminals while they tried robbing a jewellery store. Meanwhile a load of sissies watched from across the street.]]></description>
     <category>General</category>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Boycott Princes Tuna Until They Care</title>
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     <![CDATA[It is shocking to learn that Princes has come bottom of Greenpeace's tinned tuna league table. Their fishing methods lead to the indiscriminate catching of endangered sealife.]]></description>
     <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>British Justice. What The Hell? Part 2</title>
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     <![CDATA[The student who threw a fire extinguisher off the top of an office building during the Student fees protests in London has been jailed.]]></description>
     <category>General</category>
     <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 20:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>British Justice. What The Hell?</title>
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     <![CDATA[This week has seen the usual crazy decisions by the British courts showing in once case that crime definitely pays and other than messing with the Government is more serious that stabbing old ladies.]]></description>
     <category>General</category>
     <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Winner Of The Cock Of The Year Awards 2010</title>
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     <![CDATA[During 2010 a number of people presented themselves for the prestigious MyPetGoat Cock of The Year Awards 2010. There were a number of great candidates but the winner was none other than :]]></description>
     <category>General</category>
     <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>ANON OPS: A Manifesto December 9, 2010</title>
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     <![CDATA[ANONYMOUS is not an organization or a group of people. Anonymous is an Online Living Consciousness, comprised of different individuals with at times coinciding ideals and goals.]]></description>
     <category>General</category>
     <pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>British Civilian Killed In Hostage Rescue Balls-Up</title>
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     <![CDATA[Linda Norgrove was a British Aid worker taken hostage by the Taliban in Afghanistan on 26th September. On Friday 8th October she was tragically killed when US forces bungled an attempt to rescue her.]]></description>
     <category>Corruption &amp; Lies</category>
     <category>War &amp; War Crimes</category>
     <pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 20:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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     <title>Gallant Macmillan Website Torpedoed By 4Chan</title>
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     <![CDATA[4Chan targeted the website of law firm Gallant Macmillan today. Once the guns started blazing the firm's website went down faster than a crack whore's knickers.]]></description>
     <category>Corruption &amp; Lies</category>
     <pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 20:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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